The yearly behemoth, the cultural butter on my bread and — to some extent — this whole blog’s raison d’etre, this multi-thousand-word production is quite something. Yeah, it’s an Oscars live blog, but it’s so much more! It’s the Academy Awards and… uh… well, some snarky commentary, I guess. But it’s good! Read it!
Oscar Report 2006 and 2005 do exist, but let’s pretend they don’t.